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Britney
by ho2go
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Review by Onewing all reviews by Onewing

Good: Equating Britney Spears to Trash
Bad: Concept.
I imagine this game is better than her movie…

Maybe ho2go thought he/she was being funny, but really, this game made me cry myself to sleep. There’s very few things you can do, the graphics are bad and the game doesn’t make sense (not that you’d expect it to) nor does it work. If you are going to have a game with Britney as your main character, for love of bubblegum, put some hot pictures of her. If we’re going to have to play your game, a little eye candy would persuade the scores. It only takes a few seconds to google and there used to be a time when she wasn’t completely trailer trash.

Overall: You’re not that innocent: 1.
Artistical: Using news and tabloids as the main purpose of the game helps, but the horrid graphics doesn’t. 2
Technical: The game doesn’t seem to end, meaning it doesn’t seem to have a purpose. 1
Genre: Just because Britney is trash nowadays, I’ll be a little generous. 2

Scores: Overall 1 Artistical 2 Technical 1 Genre 1

Review by Raabinator all reviews by Raabinator

You control Brintney. She has to collect tabloids and bring them into a special place where they are burned. On the top of the screen there are some values of popularity, health and fun.
These values decrease during the game. You can raise the fun value when you enter the house in the upper right (party?). You can raise your health when you enter the third house in the lower row (anti-party?). Your popularity decreases when the other person appears and catches a tabloid itself.
The tabloids appear in such a mass that you can\'t destroy all.
Nothing happens when your popularity or health reaches 0%. Maybe the game is not finished, but a simple \'game over\' could give the whole thing a (little) sense.
There is a poor fire fx in this game. It is only a static image overlayed to a tabloid.
I saw no smoke fx, no music and no sound too.
Garbage theme? Not really.
News events? OK, The baldy Britney was in the news! But she has hair in the game...

Scores: Overall 2 Artistical 1 Technical 1 Genre 1

Review by _sven all reviews by _sven

Unless I\'m missing something, there was no documentation with this game. Documentation may have shed light on some of the seemingly useless features.

You pick up tabloids and throw them in a heap to burn them. You can also make your Britney icon stand in front of the houses. I\'m not sure why you would want to do this, however.

Overall, the game ran slow as anything. It took about 90 seconds to move from the burning heap to the other end of the screen to get another pile of tabloids. I did it about twice before getting fed up with it.

Though ho2go\'s logs seemed to suggest that it was mostly finished, this game needs a bit of work to improve playability in regards to the speed that the character moves around. I can only assume that I saw everything there was to see.

Scores: Overall 1 Artistical 2 Technical 1 Genre 3