(Kill For No Reason)
Candy Land is a land of joy. A land of happiness, calm, and peace, where everyone -- old folks, children, even trolls! -- they all get along.
(Yay! No killing here!)
That's where you come in. MAXXIMUM PAIN, amateur mass murderer.
(Photo of MAXX, senior prom.)
Basically, you kill people. We aren't sure why, but you do it a lot, and as fast as possible.
MAXX can be controlled entirely with the arrow keys:
LEFT causes MAXX to shoot, and, thanks to weapon kickback, move left.
RIGHT causes MAXX to move right
DOWN and UP cause max to crouch, jumping when the keys are released.
Try to stay out of the dark, and remember that the faster MAXX kills, the happier he will be.